I had expected a prolonged war to get those books reverted

It seemed like everyone I knew was going to take the entire week for vacation, and I had nothing percolating overseas. Instead, I found a series of letters from my agent. Yes, I still kinda sorta have an agent. Good thing I have my email computer on a standing desk, because I would have fallen out of my chair.
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Jennine:
How to officially get over my ex?
(18 December 2016)

Jennine:
It's been 2 months and I'm still hurting as much as if it was yesterday.
(18 December 2016)

Jennine:
The hard thing is is that there was nothing bad about the relationship, I was so happy and he was too, I guess he just fell out of love and realised he had no feelings for me anymore:( How can I get over him?
(18 December 2016)

Elaina:
Why do some people say this is cute?
(18 December 2016)

Elaina:
If someone quickly lifts their shoulders and sinks their head down briefly, why do some people think that's a cute mannerism?
(18 December 2016)

Golda:
Its almost a feeling of guilt, like I feel that because I'm dating someone new, it means that my other relationship didnt mean anything (which isnt true, that relationship was significant). Why do I feel this way?
(18 December 2016)

Golda:
It weirds me out that I used to be dating someone else and had strong feelings for him and now i just dont anymore and i have feelings for someone else.
(18 December 2016)

Golda:
Not about the guy, but about the fact that I've had a relationship before.
(18 December 2016)

Golda:
Its my second relationship (my first broke about 3 months ago). My first relationship was really good and lasted about 10 months.
(18 December 2016)

Golda:
I started dating this guy a few weeks ago and I really like him.
(18 December 2016)