Simply capture the packets and then switch to the Ergo app and push a button

I recently got an old man's bed. You know, the kind with hydraulics to raise or lower the head or foot of the bed. It connects to wifi, so I decided to poke it a bit. It has a TCP web server of some sort running on port 80 that's used for configuring and querying it's wifi setup.
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Delana:
For the record, she's vegetarian and has a pretty irregular cycle.
(26 October 2016)

Delana:
We're teenagers, and a pregnancy would really throw a wrench in our lives.
(26 October 2016)

Delana:
However, the cramps being a symptom of implantation has really planted the seed (no pun intended) in our brains and we're both really stressed.
(26 October 2016)

Delana:
She isn't experiencing any other implantation symptoms, nor is she experiencing any early-pregnancy symptoms.
(26 October 2016)

Delana:
Her period is due in 8 days, 9 when the cramping occurred (so the 3rd (ish) of November). These cramps were concerning so we googled it and learned all about implantation.
(26 October 2016)

Delana:
Her period tracking app says she was ovulating on the 20th, we had sex on the 15th or 16th (protected) and then again on the 20th.
(26 October 2016)

Delana:
They got better when she got home and could lay down.
(26 October 2016)

Delana:
Yesterday she had some cramping, she explained as at points worse than her period cramps, that lasted throughout the afternoon and evening.
(26 October 2016)

Delana:
We always use a condom and I even carefully pull out before finishing every time.
(26 October 2016)

Delana:
Long story short, my girlfriend and I have been sexually active for the last month or two.
(26 October 2016)